The buffet
Second plate. No regrets. Officially counts the buffet line as cardio.
The lore
Unc Summer checked out of the resort pool bar during the hive's first summer off-site and never technically checked back in. His official position: every bee deserves an all-inclusive era. And if the buffet line is moving, things are looking up.
The Hawaiian shirt is untucked by design. The perm is holding up in this humidity, and he expects respect for that. His flip-flops were lost once. His dignity was questionable once. He found the tiki bar and recovered both.
On low-step days he missed the resort shuttle and considers it tragic. On high-step days he declares BEST VACATION EVER and becomes, in his words, "main character at the resort pool. Obviously." His mustache knows something you don't. He will not elaborate.
Bee facts
Tiki bar policy
Found the tiki bar. Things looking up. Shirt untucked. Classic move.
Perm report
Holding up in this humidity. Respect. Zero weather complaints filed since arrival.
Travel buddy
You are his favorite travel buddy. Facts. Says it out loud at the pool bar.
