Sunlight policy
Unavailable for comment before sunset.
Case notes
Nobody knows exactly when Vampire Bee moved into the hive. One evening there was an empty corner. The next morning there was a tiny coffin, a cape on the coat hook, and somebody had changed the curtains to blackout velvet.
He insists he does not sleep all day. He is "resting strategically." This strategy usually ends around sunset, when he appears with perfect hair and zero recorded steps, then somehow climbs the leaderboard before midnight.
The fangs look alarming. They mostly open honey packets.
Nobody has actually seen Vampire Bee drink blood. Nobody has seen him eat garlic either. The hive has agreed not to investigate further because, frankly, he is very polite and his cape looks expensive.
Vampire Bee joins the BuzzBuzz Honey Shop for Halloween this October. Night walks encouraged. Neck protection optional.
Notes from the night shift
Leaderboard behavior
0 steps at 6 PM. 11,842 at 11:57 PM. Deeply suspicious.
Cape maintenance
Dry clean only. He was extremely clear about this.
Garlic investigation
Case closed due to lack of volunteers.
